My SSN is 666-69-0420

Idk who Hunter Stiehler is but I do know he lives in a shit ass town with a shit ass smokestack filled with mutants and dirt farmers

@himanshu I think high fashion sensibilities are innately in opposition to an ideology supporting poor and subjugated groups of the world

"I hate when PARENTS talk bad about kids having SEX like they wasnt throwing that ass back in high school" On my fb timeline, 40 likes -___-

@little_boggss Because I'm more than 90% convinced you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

@wagnerisland @quisutdeuss FAM BRAJ HIT SQUAD ON THEM RATRRIVERVIEW MICE BRAJ FOR GOD FOR COUNTRY FOR DOUBLE A VARSITY FOR SMOKESTACKS FOR

A graph of "# of dubstep songs on iPod vs. belief in conspiracy theories"

Blue Ivy Carter's birthday is 69/666/420911

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU RAIDER SOCCER

Will Noble's blatant display of facebook racism means I'm going to email his principal.

@therealkerf @good_ol_brovie I GIVE A MASSIVE FUCK. DONT FUCK WIT BILL, WITCH OF BABYLON

#FemaleHalloweenCostumeIdeas sexy 13 year long existential crisis that ruined my marriage and financial stability

This one girl on FB once had TWO HUNDRED LIKES ON A TBH STATUS. THAT'S ABSURD.

Phelps is probably SIKED to blaze again

Gonna go to AAU basketball games and steal MAD beats headphones

Siri, which is the best Kanye West album? *explodes*

I'm sorry Southern friends but you need to kill all your old people

Chris Brown releases a very sincere album dealing with his personal demons and inability to separate love from violence, then kills himself

Very impressed by House of Cards. Innovative, effective, and VERY fun to watch cinematography plus masterful narration, acting, direction

Huge shouts out to @gregxglitch, a great friend, a great showman, and a great hip hop artist. Very fun show, proud and happy for you