"Between 50 and 70 billion cells die each day due to apoptosis in the average human adult." - Mind blown.

@aleksbhowmick @notourdeal HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLIN pic.twitter.com/lqoEZFS6Gf

@therealcreasey it's actually a lyric but I'm all for some religious debate too

@harleyygeorge @aleksbhowmick because of how stupid it is that it's ILlegal, I see this as more of a "people are getting cleverer :')" thing

Parks and Recreation is my new favourite thing

Wattup mum stop reading my twitter

@caitlinaustin_ just to note, reading the first 4 paragraphs of a Wikipedia page does not make you twitters resident expert on anything.

@caitlinaustin_ @xanthiawright @cecilia_razo so why did your dumbass motherfuckin' parents a) not wear a condom b) vote for her evil party?

/day #bioshock pic.twitter.com/n9xXZC8Hql

@coralie_ej how you doing my favourite sister from another mister ? xxx ;)..

@hannahhhvt n'awwh remember how wasted we were? "Hannah fucking lie down and go to sleep. We're making a stand."

Virgin snack box. Sounds illegal but is actually a tasty freebie in first class.

Learning to blow glass is my new goal. Cannot wait...

@notourdeal you favourite so much of what little I have to say and I love it

Truman Show! Time to reflect on my life and double take at every mirror

I think I miss being drunk?

@notourdeal 100%. My life improved so much when I moved into a house.

Tacked Ethernet cabling down, setup and configured Xbian on new Raspberry Pi and finally sitting down to watch more episodes of community.

Livin' in the clouds, fuelled by cookies

If I overlooked someone tweeting what I tweeted I would definitely have searched twitter for the tweet by now