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I hear that in Transformers 4, Decepticons take over Earth while Optimus Prime is at a Linkin Park concert.
You shouldn't be allowed to Instagram pictures of food unless you've brought enough for everyone.
I expect that a winner, regardless of the competition, would expect more than just a chicken dinner.
We should address the elephant in the room. Babar, you have a drinking problem.
Just saw a chick in East Village totally doing the kayak of shame.
When I orgasm, you better believe I do the chant from Enigma's 1994 hit "Return to Innocence".
Lubriderm and Jergens are both disgusting names for lotion.
In Avengers 2, our heroes spend the entire movie battling indigestion from that shawarma they ate at the end of the credits.
Everyone is talking about iPhone 5, but nothing can top iPhone 4 where iPhone goes to USSR & avenges Apollo's death by defeating Ivan Drago.
"I'm a really big fan."-a windmill running into a celebrity on the street
I bet there are a lot of WEIRD walks of shame going on this morning from people leaving those End Of The World fuckfests.
As soon as Kanye found out Kim was pregnant he ran out and bought one of those World's Greatest Dad coffee mugs.
Former Child Star & Diplomat Shirley Temple has died at the age of 85. Her body will lie in state preserved in a vat of Grenadine & Sprite.
Copy machines are so unoriginal.
I told Harrison Ford happy birthday today and he just said, "I know."
Thought I saw Kid Rock on the street but it turned out to be some pubes taped to a broom.
Sometimes you just feel like wearing a turtleneck and listening to Sade.
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