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I hear that in Transformers 4, Decepticons take over Earth while Optimus Prime is at a Linkin Park concert.
For April Fools Day I've been sitting in an unlocked single occupancy bathroom w the lights off & hissing every time someone opens the door.
Too Many Cooks is making every comedian feel like Salieri in Amadeus.
We should address the elephant in the room. Babar, you have a drinking problem.
You shouldn't be allowed to Instagram pictures of food unless you've brought enough for everyone.
I expect that a winner, regardless of the competition, would expect more than just a chicken dinner.
Everyone is talking about iPhone 6, but nothing can top iPhone 4 where iPhone goes to USSR & avenges Apollo's death by defeating Ivan Drago.
Just saw a chick in East Village totally doing the kayak of shame.
I don't care if I'm 30, I won't stop playing Shake It Off on my jambox until everyone in this Discovery Zone knows the choreography.
When I orgasm, you better believe I do the chant from Enigma's 1994 hit "Return to Innocence".
Today is 4/20, unless you work at Taco Bell in which it's Game Day.
improv at @thepitnyc. half of sketch group Coker & Stratton. half of The Other Kennedys. american. http://www.theotherkennedys.com
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