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The girl asked for pop. I said to share a can with her brother.
"So, one ginger ale and two cups?"
I nearly puked up my chocolate ice cream.
"So, one ginger ale and two cups?"
I nearly puked up my chocolate ice cream.
Don't you hate when you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty, so you get out of bed and then run out of characters to finish the joke?
Our plane was headed for Cuba when the quake struck. The Earth's axis shifted and here we are now in the Alps, eating each other to survive.
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Some mornings I just don't feel like getting drunk and throwing garbage at passing cars but who am I to question God's plan.
First thing I do with a new calculator app: attempt divide by zero.
2nd: Ask myself why I have a list of things to do with new calculators.
2nd: Ask myself why I have a list of things to do with new calculators.
I find if you sprinkle some bacon bits on a salad, but don't actually add any salad, then its a pretty good salad.
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