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I'm amazed to learn that 'dyslexia' is an anagram of 'Walker Texas Ranger'

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There are two types of people in this world: there are women....

...and there are men.

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It's Friday. It's 1pm. That can mean only one thing: TOILET STALL DISCO

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I'm staying in Hannah, MT. I find it dark and soulless.

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There's a piece of metal above a door in my office that says 'Fire Exit'. I think it could be a sign.

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I'd speak out up against being used as the office gimp if I had more self confidence. Also, they zipped the mask shut.

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Historic composer's secret double life as an Austrian bodybuilder exposed in the upcoming documentary 'I'll Be Bach'

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Hitler was a massive Ham radio fan. Cos, y'know, Jews can't use it.

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Thanks to my last tweet, my google toolbar has 'types of ham' in it. Think I might keep it that way

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I'm eating prosciutto with my left hand and serrano with my right. I'm hambidextrous

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I read Lady Gaga's poker face and can confirm it looks like she's been hit with a red-hot poker

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I'm sat on a plane next to two babies.

Thankfully I've got noise cancelling elbows.

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Look, French lady - you may be in shape but you are not hot. Why? Your 'tanned' skin makes you look like a handbag.

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In the business lounge eating cheese and I've just run out of biscuits.

Why do bad things always happen to me?

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First poop of the new decade.

Early indications are that this will be a vintage year

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No one did more to promote the drunken fast food industry #RIPDavidHasselhoff

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My New Year's Resolution is 1024x768

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Apparently this is a budgie.

And not a penis. http://twitpic.com/w1e97

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Time Zones always catch me out.

Is it too early to start sexting my west coast bitches?

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I've been away from Twitter for a while. Has Favrd returned my calls yet?

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