RT @scottygb Chris Moyles says his human rights are being infringed (front page of tomorrow’s Times) pic.twitter.com/5j6JulFi

What?! MT @adventuresofrob Private police to wear corporate logos http://t.co/m6i2KDag and be unaccountable to the IPCC http://t.co/Ie4LEWkz

RT @incrediblyrich

STEP 1: Go to Google Translate.

STEP 2: Select Filipino to English.

STEP 3: Type in "pikachu".

Brilliant.

*splutters* RT @westcoastgurl Santa! You look..................diff'rent.... pic.twitter.com/uYJujPCo

Internet explodes. RT @jatkins__ *PANDA ON A ROCKING HORSE KLAXON*  http://instagr.am/p/Qskl3bvHgS/ 

My thoughts exactly. RT @chrisgolds “@matthew_mitcham: HAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!! @tomdaley1994 http://t.co/PpC3balp”

Tidy your room boys.

RT @kkob Pretty fucking awesome explanation of AV vs FPTP Check this video out -- The Alternative Vote Explained http://t.co/A3INMWE

Had a great time at Popstarz in its rightful home tonight with @chrissomeone @hilfikerlx @halljas et al, still as good as it used to be.

This is the only reason I would get one. RT @ryanjohnnelson Every cat owner has done the "Circle of Life" Simba thing with their cat, right?

Or a Jigglypuff, or Mew. Or any of them! Unless it's a Metapod. RT @nate_dodd All I want is a real Pikachu. Why is this not possible?

The true progenitor to Alien. "This photo of a spider eating a 1.5-foot-long snake will burn into your brain"- http://t.co/izqS8AEO via @io9

That walk across the pseudo Øresund bridge is rather fitting. From Sweden to Denmark! #Eurovision

Khaleesi, KHALEESI!

Poor, pathetic Jon Snow (we love you and your flowing locks really).  http://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/26-things-jon-snow-knows-nothing-about …

Just finished In the Flesh. A brilliant, heart-wrenching drama that I hope gets a second series. And it has zombies!

It's a time warp here, but in a good way RT @caspararemi I’m actually bumping in to people I’ve not seen since before Popstarz was last here

@koffers Bitch, please. ;-)

I'm starting to think that Bieber is actually in the midst of a crisis/breakdown, and no-one seems to be trying to actually help him.

Beautiful city. RT @earth_pics Aerial view of Barcelona, Spain. pic.twitter.com/7WdQkNcVGf

Hah, gotta love 'em all! RT @cvg_news Greatest philosopher of all time? Mewtwo #pokemon pic.twitter.com/368NHncw