This, folks, is why we don't use closing tags in PHP: http://t.co/ZYc2YNyJ

Magento… What the living fuck are you doing? "General error: 1116 Too many tables; MySQL can only use 61 tables in a join" ??

I should mention that the @pyrocms Podcast episode 4 is out, which features @adamfairholm, @philsturgeon and myself: https://t.co/2VlgTXHB

Still have space available for some development work in September! If anyone needs PHP work done to high quality and speed, look no further!

Thanks for a superb @phpne last night guys @coldclimate @anthonysterling @isamlambert @ukandrewtaylor @philsturgeon @ninja_p :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @craigtweedy!!! Should be a public holiday really... #tweedysbirthday

To anyone who's going to @lsmith's CMF workshop, we've had to relocate to Clavering House. Meet us there :)

Just heard this… Is it true? @lingscars is going to be speaking at Handheld Conf 2013 with @zeldman, apparently!  http://www.handheldconf.com/ 

It's sights like this that make me seriously worry for my industry…  http://cl.ly/image/2a1X3Z1t1G0B …

Wishing an amazingly happy birthday to @anthonysterling, the man who has united the north-east PHP community with @phpne and is my friend :)

Who in the north-east freelances on Joomla projects? May need someone :) /cc @phpne

Thinking about storage engines within MySQL? Should you be using MyISAM or InnoDB? Read this:  http://www.mindfulmantis.com  from @mindfulmantis

Is your Twitter scraping function SO important for the site that should append " or die('Could not connect')" to the end of it? No.

No, I'm sorry, but Skrillex just sounds like a kid who found ALL the buttons on his dad's Casio keyboard… I just don't get it.

@csswizardry I think criticising the code on @lingscars is a bit of a misfire… Do you want a perfect site with no personality?

Today's coding advice: don't.

I think if Wikipedia had actually removed the content from their website instead of just hiding it with JS, that would send a better message

Our @lingscars Server isn't liking serving those 50KB mobile pages to those #aea lot. I blame @andybudd and @zeldman entirely.

Still looking for a #PHP developer at @lingscars, a fantastic opportunity! Will be involved in major system rewrite… :) Get DMing!

I cannot recommend this post enough, it's just absolutely perfect for anything revolving around a git repository: http://t.co/IecCyxF