@celticrumours here's a link to the actual planning application http://t.co/M1X7YJua (page 8)

"Garlic Jubilee" - Peter Kay

'Your Making My Dreams Come True' just came on and me and @simonjenkin just burst out laughing thinking about @jayneedwards dog routine!!!

@hayles_ellis there is a mini documentary about Hannibal Buress in the run up to his first Special, it's good too.  http://vimeo.com/m/44391898 

@hayles_ellis the film @iamcomicmovie is brilliant. Loads of interviews with great American comedians.

When Richard Bacon was fired from Blue Peter #Creepingsharia

Why didn't I know the Donkey Sanctuary has a live stream of their barns sooner? http://t.co/aCPDTHBx

@domrobinson it's dull as fuck

'Consent should be lowered to 13 to stop the persectuon of old men'  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22459815 …

How about 'old men should stop touching kids'

@simomjenkin "Kissing Will.i. am changed my life, now I have no free time, my clothes smell of feces & people only look at me with contempt"

@jayneedwards a review from your 'Beyond A Joke Comedian of the Year 2013' win, it goes on but mostly about the fact you're a woman.

@jayneedwards I don't run the gig anymore but it's like job references, get someone to convincingly lie for you, you can claim anything

I think the song is following us.

Again tonight 'Your Making My Dreams Come True' came on & me and @simonjenkin start laughing thinking about @jayneedwards dog routine!!!

Right, I need some advice on places to go drinking between the soho theatre and Victoria coach station tonight please?

@shinybiscuit in fact, drinking rum with diet cola is like telling yourself the cherry on a bakewell tart is one of your 5 a day

@shinybiscuit it's the same with diet soft drinks, you can work off actual sugar easier than artificial sweetener.

Sorry for being an hour late on #doggingtales I just HAD to watch Bullseye on Challenge...THEY WON A SPEED BOAT!!!

Best birthday presents ever from Emily and @simonjenkin. Seeing @louisck next week and @pftompkins in April. Turning 25 isn't all bad :D

Honestly...what sort of parent would 'settle out of court' in a sex abuse case...it's institutionalised child prostitution #rogermahoney