Just because you don't have feelings doesn't mean I can't have strong emotional outbursts.

I was going to do something productive today but then I grabbed a muffin and sat down with my laptop. #pregnant

At 11:11 I always wish for the same thing.

@minasmusings oh ;p

I haven't been able to smell for the past 4 days. This is getting annoying!

How many more coats of mascara til I look like I don't give a fuck?

Everytime Britney Spears calls me a bitch I just remember she went crazy and shaved her head.

@nicfit75 haha it's called planning ahead.

@vinniellace lol that is the worst

@brookeisgolden Last summer my daughter and I hand fed 2 baby squirrels under a tree in out backyard :-)

Not speaking is the most bitter insult possible.

Back before Wal-Mart, you used to have to buy a ticket to the fair to see a bearded woman.

"Ain't nothing makes the ladies hotter than two skinny white guys swatting at each other with their eyes closed." #bigbangtheory

Tired, stressed, annoyed, hungry and having Braxton Hicks. Probably should eat and calm down.