Just know if I follow you, you're also followed by the creep reading my timeline over my shoulder in lecture.

Facebook me is afraid of Twitter me.

RIP Robin Hood. Kent city building officials issued a demolition permit on Thursday. Built in 1936, the bar lasted 86 years. We'll miss you.

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

Pretty girls don't smoke.

If pizza is a vegetable so is beer.

..even women don't understand women.

I will not follow back if your avatar is dancing. I am not sorry.

About to do something productive... After my nap.

"I don't speak english" me to a British chick

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

Everything will be alright in the end. If its not, then it's not the end.

I heard Trump wants to see the death certificate.

People really reveal themselves to Google.

[music makes everything better]

Had to. #Patriots #tebowing http://t.co/yYUMpXTN

I was wondering why the last two song were both about the lord all mighty. Damn you catchy Christian pop/rock you got me again!

Good (it's) Friday.

Cameras are jealous of my focus.

Wow @occupynola @occupyphx @occupygreenbay @occupypitt @occupytoledo @occupylasvegas @occupychicago @occupy_boston @occupyprov @occupy_okc