Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Why must I retweet something in order for God to know he's my homie? We were cool before I even had a twitter...
Y'all trade thots like Pokemon cards..
Stalking is quite frightening.... I don't wanna go to college now lol
I only love one guy that I follow. I only date one guy that I follow. I only have relations with one guy I follow. His names Dwayne.
Chipotle is my best bet. Everybody's talking about it; everybody's making me hungry.
And I gotta get a shot? I can take a 14 gauge needle to my naughty bits but I can't take a baby needle to my arm...
I feel like if you wait for something, sometimes the odds are in your favor. But if you force it, the odds are slim as size 00 jeans.
Not gonna lie, I wish me & oomf could focus on each other enough to stay in a relationship while in college or something
A space shuttle flew across my house before you came. Excuse the mess it made.
If you know of any freshmen that need advice, send them all to me.
C. H. I. A.
I like Asian people. They make me feel good.
#WhenIWasYounger I used to wonder... If I was singin songs just to sing songs or if I was singin cuz that's what the bitches wanted.
This is usually the part where I stop watching Mean Girls.