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Why must I retweet something in order for God to know he's my homie? We were cool before I even had a twitter...
Not gonna lie, I wish me & oomf could focus on each other enough to stay in a relationship while in college or something
A space shuttle flew across my house before you came. Excuse the mess it made.
If you know of any freshmen that need advice, send them all to me.
C. H. I. A.
I like Asian people. They make me feel good.
#WhenIWasYounger I used to wonder... If I was singin songs just to sing songs or if I was singin cuz that's what the bitches wanted.
This is usually the part where I stop watching Mean Girls.
Jake is a sweetheart, buuuut I'm #TeamMatty