I usually make situations worse.

Nothing like stuffing your face with food to make a bad day deliciously worse.

If you don't want to be mocked, don't do stupid shit.

Watching people flirt is adorable. As long as they don't try to include me in the discussion. Go be cute. Ill just listen like a creeper.

The work you do while you procrastinate is probably the work you should be doing for the rest of your life.

If it wasn't for Netflix, I'd get out of the house more often.

Okay Netflix. You can stop suggesting awful movies anytime now.

Not sure what's going on in the friend dept lately. But if I try to reach out and get nothing I won't try again.

@amy_geek ahhh those were at Comic Con too. :). pic.twitter.com/maiwFMmu

My bed heads doing a pretty good impression of Wolverine's hair.

Two days off went far to quickly.

Waiting on my gramma to come get me. Yep, I'm cool.

You make me wait longer then 10 minutes, you'll never hear the end of it.

Went as Robin for Halloween. Glad no crime happened. Otherwise my boobs and butt would be taking turns showing.

When yawning, I tend to sound like the zombie from Shaun of the Dead.

My life is becoming an episode of Seinfeld. Strangely I'm okay with this.

I'm trying to try.

Trust is a slippery slope.

Went hunting for a new car today. Would be a lot easier if I was rich.

Things are finally looking up.