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Sometimes you look at a kid & you just know a rat tail is in his future.
RIP Hugo Chavez
Men: can't live with them, can't stick a knife in their trachea.
Bus driver has a picture of a chicken on the wall & is playing The Carpenders We've Only Just Begun loudly.These things combined scare me.
If I owned Lassie,I cld stay in bed & he could get me coffee He could also help get little Jimmy out of a well while he waited 4 the kettle.
Well I'm off to exfoliate my penis & bedazzle my boyfriends work pants!
First Poo of 2012! Unbelievable!!!!!
Today I read somewhere that you can legally marry your nephew. True or not I intend to spend the weekend creeping my 12 yr old nephew out.
Watching The Poseidon Adventure. Shelly Winters looks like she's having a lovely New Year. Makes me long 4 a cruise... Oh wait. JESUS!!!
Oh goodie! Two & a Half Men is on three channels! * looks for length of rope & a rickety chair*
Santa wears Doc Martins. That makes him a lot cooler than I gave him credit for.
Just started watching In The Heat Of The Night....Nice town. It looks like he's going to really love it there.
I'm now certain I can't do James Earl Jones' voice.
Is it REALLY that wrong to hate people who post their holiday snaps on Facebook?
It's not as much fun doing nothing when you're the only one in the office.