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Ralph Wiggum to Kansas!
The term "best practice" is just that; practice. It's practice for when you do something really awesome that no one has seen before.
One thing evil-doers never consider is that Americans know how to tackle a motherfucker. Hard. This also applies to the rugby-nations.
If the Westboro Baptist Church pickets your funeral, it probably means you've done something right with your life.
Today, if you work at a bank and a customer filling out a deposit slip asks you for the date you can legally take all their money.
I think you can totally tell which one smoked a bowl and which one made his wife shave his butt before this debate.
When does Kanye come out, interrupt this, and declare that Nixon and Kennedy had the best debate of all time?
Welp, the Dennis Pitta experiment didn't work. Last time I start a player on Thurs. night. Last week it's Cam, this week it's Pitta. #Shitty
Let's be completely honest here ... There's absolutely no reason to eat at Chik-fil-a anyway if you are anywhere near a Jack-in-the-Box.
And we've almost equalled the same number of HRs tonight that I once saw Dennys Reyes give up in one inning.
This gluten-free, organic, cheese pizza tastes exactly how it fucking sounds.
I still have hope that one day I'll see a roadside vendor selling vegetables out of a truck that has "Beets by 'Dre" painted on the side.