Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I make people pull down my pants for me so I can pee when my nails are wet... feel free to judge.
#ThingsWeAllHate Couples that spend EVERY second of their lives together and forget about everyone else. #annoyingashell #breakupalready
Say it ain't so, I will not go. Turn the lights off, carry me home.
The fact that you can't have glitter tattoos <<<<<
Keep on remembering, every storm runs outta rain.
I love people with cute personalities. Like you don't even have to be "good looking".
I just feel like freshmen shouldn't party.
We all subtweet. If you don't like what's said, handle it privately. We don't want to see your actual argument.
I love when super manly guys have soft sides.
The At&t iphone 5 commercials are definitely the best. Kids are so cute.
Yeah bitch, call me Steve-O.
Words don't mean shit, if your actions contradict.
Will you teach me to football?
She tucks her Paul Mitchell hair under a John Deere cap. Hides Victoria's Secret under those jeans.