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My biological clock says no but my actual clock says yes.
Too drunk to be surrounded by so many affluent white ppl rn tbh
Dreams really do come true.
YG at alameda target nice to see the dirty meda is doing big things
Catch me rising to fame on tinder
All I've done today is exercise and sleep and it has been beautiful
Looking at ballet pictures and a girl is doing the splits on her kitchen counter. Yes you're flexible but get off the counter you mongrel
Guys who spread rumors about hooking up with girls are pathetic.
Santa Barbara police just maced an entire group of students for no reason time to call it a night
Omg an Aladdin reference? How original let's have sex!!
Just hopped the fence at Denny's because we went out the wrong way and were too afraid to go back in b/c we gave the waiter our number.
Oh and also my friends and family I guess
Fuck you dmv. Fuck. You.
The amount of times my car has been used to take someone to the hospital is alarming
Striving to be as beautiful as collarbones, Cartier love bracelets, snow, kit kat minis, and space heaters.