police: why are you having sex with a minor? selena: he`s my little brother! police: CODE 677 WE GOT A PEDOFILE HERE.

OMFG. THE HOES WHO POST ON DBS NEED THE WHOLE BIBLE, HOLY WATER, HOLY OIL, AND THE CROSS.

It's All Selena's Fault. Ever Since She Stepped In, Twitter's Been A Battlefield Between BELIEBERS vs BELIEBERS. Shit Is SAD.

EVERYTIME JUSTIN SAYS HE DOESNT WANT TO LOSE US, I JUST WANNA FLY TO WHERE HE IS AND HUG HIM. WE RIDE OR DIE NIGGAS. WE HERE TILL THE END.

Jazzy's Birthday Is On May 30th. 2 Days. His Ass Better Be There. Selena May Be Yo Girlfriend But Jazzy is YOUR BLOOD.

BELIEBERS ARE THE PAPERS, THEIR ON THE TV, ITS EVERYWHERE THAT I GO. JELENATORS ARE CRYIN, THEIR SLOWLY DYIN, RYAN IS CHILLIN AT HOME.

So Caylee Apparently Killed Herself, Put Duck-Tape On Her Mouth, And Threw Herself In The Woods. SHE HAS POWERS.

I SWEAR JELENATORS FIND EVERYTHING JELENA DOES CUTE. SO IF JUSTIN FARTED IN SELENA'S FACE THATS CUTE? "OHEMGEE I BET SELENA SNIFFED IT! :D"

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU HOLY WATER..YOU THROW IT AT JELENATORS CUZ THEY NEED JESUS.

*jelena getting married* preacher: “do you take-” *chaz slams door open* chaz: “BITCH JUSTY BEAR IS MINE!”

LMFAO. JUSTIN TOLD SELENA TO SIT AND SHE DID? THATS MY BOY. KEEPS HIS HOES IN CHECK.

I Bet Justin's Gonna Be Like "Happy Birthday To Selena. #supportyourhoes".

No Selena. No Jelena. No Drama. Just Justin And His #1 Fan From The Beginning. His Beautiful Mama, Pattie Mallette. ♥

SON IF JUSTIN WAS GRINDING ON ME LIKE HE WAS ON NICKI, I WOULDVE BACKED THAT ASS UP AND STARTED TWERKING LIKE YOLO

IF OUR VIRGINITY DEPENDED ON OUR THOUGHTS, ALL BELIEBERS WOULD BE PROSTITUES.

JUSTIN IS A CHRISTMAS ELF. YES. NOW IF ONLY I CANT GET HIM IN MY BED, I MEAN UNDER MY TREE.

condom sizes: extra small, small, medium, extra medium, large, extra large, huge, gigantic, monstrous, titantic, king kong, bieber ;)

PLEASE IF YOUR IN ENGLAND TAKE YOUR LOCATIONS OFF QUICKLY. THEY ARE LOOKING FOR MORE PLACES TO DO RIOTS. SPREAD THE WORD!

i bet justin`s gonna panick seeing 0 followers. “i knew posting that picture was a bad idea.”

DEAR LMFAO, WELCOME TO THE BELIEBER FAMILY. BECAUSE OF YOU...OUR LIVES ARE MADE AND...OUR OVARIES ARE GOING APESHIT.