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Rains just started & 22k ton of grains is wasted by Maha govt. Parliament session will be wasted on FSB. People will keep dying of hunger.
Those Heat fans who left early and were begging to get back in remind me of that time I accidentally pulled out of that chick who had a job.
My wife nearly crashed the car today.
Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys.
Today WV is 150 years old. History was made because we didn’t want to be Confederates. Split that sumbitch and went Union.
I thought I made some friends on here but it was just indigestion.
Without drugs, I'd probably save a lot of money on bread cause holy buttered toast munchies!
The FBI uses drones to spy on citizens, on US soil.
Americans respond by pointing iPhones up, hoping to add excitement to their IG feeds.
My OCD might be mental, but there is certainly no disorder to it...
They just shot my favorite gangster.
My happiness depends on how much of this pasta my dog can eat off the rug and if he'll take blame for the broken windshields on my block.
"Poor James Gandolfini," I thought as I ate microwaved hot dogs at 4:30 a.m.
You wanna watch me jerk-off? 'Cause I just saw a dead cat & I could use an audience...
Dude... I don't wanna lick your dog.
Pick on me some more. ... ... ... I- I don't have a whole lot going on.
Well, it's morning. Time to kill singing birds.
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