Why do I automatically go from someone's face directly to their butt?

Bonita... pero de pueblo

yo sufro de micro-enamoramientos

<3 #WhiteGirls pic.twitter.com/iaU0a1lcr2

Costeño que se respete habla #Spanglish fluently.

no reason boner

Inner beauty is overrated

mucho gusto conocerte... lamento lo de tu nombre

mi problema no es que no sepa estar solo, es que no me gusta.

No estoy diciendo que tu novio parece un busetero, pero calcula super rápido el cambio.

Bim Bom Beo a @chichobojanini me lo meo

Don't cry because it's over smile because it happened... or cry because it was in the backseat of a cab and the driver taped it and sold it

sorry but anything after 10 is just a booty call...

yo tengo una maestria en decir que no voy a tomar y terminar en culo de pea

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Money talks and bullshit walks

Being an adult means not doing the dishes and feeling bad about it

Ese pajarito se cagó a #Venezuela

Guaro you talking about?

Love yourself, but lock the door...