"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up." - Hunter S. Thompson

The Chesterfield Observer makes Jay Leno's "Headlines" segment:  http://instagram.com/p/X5kStisHSE/ 

"Duck Dynasty" beats Fox's "American Idol," ABC's "Modern Family," NBC's flagging ratings  http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/duck_dynasty/2013_Feb_28_season-three-debut …

Richmond's fastest-growing industry seems to be throwing conferences where people are supposed to inspire you to throw other conferences.

Let me be the first to congratulate Coach Harbaugh on his amazing Super Bowl victory!

Getting fitted for a tux today. As usual, I'll take size sexy, please.

How will VCU students throw their riot at UR? Overturn all the Mercedes?

So how do you change things in #RVA? I'm asking some young nonprofit leaders that and more next week, filling up fast  http://on.fb.me/UOMU4Q 

Matchbox Twenty is coming to Richmond in March, and tickets are selling as high as $95. And that is your sobering headline of the day.

My new beard smells like vanilla, freshly cut grass and the musk of Danny Glover. Not unlike a soak in Lady Gaga's bubble bath.

Bout to turn off that Best of Richmond survey. That's it. Done. Stop voting. Till 2014.

You don't get it. I haven't stepped foot outside of the office in four months! Best of Richmond is IN THE CAN. That's slang for DONE.

Best of Richmond is in the can, all gazillion pages of it. Who's ready to party with me?

For Pete's sake.  http://i.imgur.com/oQnzqR3.gif  #madmen

When three pay periods hit in a single month like this one, I get to eat out at one of the restaurants we're always writing about.

I think everyone knows by now that I'm casting my vote for Lincoln.

I suspect that you live within a 5-mile radius of a hoarder. Unless that hoarder is YOU. Get help now. Call 1-800-CAT-CARCASSES.

You don't walk into a @giavos joint so much as design your way in. #continental

Sorry @thevasocialite, you get my vote only if you promise to VJ a Will Smith-inspired episode. #welcometomiami  http://pix.cwrichmond.tv/Contests/ContestGallery.aspx?me=405 …

Some people are surprised to learn that an inchworm landing on your skin is capable of embedding an egg that can produce 5.7 meters of silk.