Some tweets you star because that person shared such a moment of vulnerability that your heart is the one hitting the fave button.

Those important seconds when your brain first deciphers if it's going to be Queen or Vanilla Ice that started playing.

My phone is dying, but my life is thriving.

She's the type that could destroy my heart. I'm the type to find the warmth in hers.

Melt in each other as we play with fire.

If you were a body of water

I'd dive into you face first.

That awkward moment when somebody overdoes it with the awkward moment tweets.

All the top DJ's are producers and you guys voting are morons for voting them in as top *DJ's. @djqbert @ztrip @crazearoni
-those are DJ's.

When a girl doesn't respond to a message, I don't lose any sleep over it.

It's getting a response that often leads to loss of sleep.

Hurry up and get in my life. I want to make you smile lots and lots.

You're so fucking hot, you're still a hottie in that picture where you look like crap.

When the Zombie apocalypse happens, Michael Jackson will be that 1 zombie that's a lil harder to shoot. Unless u know the routine by heart.

I just unfollowed @jesus so that I can tell people I'm born again when I re-follow.

The fuck ever what, dyslexia.

The fuck ever what.

When you live in Cali you see people walk out the door with smiles on their faces everywhere you look.


Yup. Dispensary doors.

Cinnamon and Ginger can tell you that variety is the spice of life, but you are in a strip club and why you listening to these bitches.

It's World DJ Day @djqbert @ztrip @donaldglaude @djshadow @djdanmusic @m1xmasterm1ke @djjohndigweed Thank you for inspiring me! :D

My thoughts hold weight with you.

Electrical impulse gravity.

Serious consequence to come.

It all comes down to input and output.

When you're Latin, it doesn't matter that you are 70. You are still drinking & dancing at the party!
¡Eso!

Also, 70 grandkids.

I'm a lover of music and music has never betrayed me.