Congratulations to my beautiful friends @beauknows and @lights on their engagement! So happy for you kids! Hot cocoas on me ASAP!

I typed "SEGA" and my iPhone corrected it to "swag". The end is near.

All I want for my birthday is a tweet from @joelpiper. OMG I'm literally crying. I can't...

¡Puta ojos! Jajajajajajaja RT @veeroxdestroyed: @jaxinhall What is your favorite insult in Spanish?

Holy water RT @zacharygarren: Anyone know any good Christian energy drinks

el conocimiento es poder mi burrito RT @fuckthatashley: D: que Jaxin se pronuncia Jackson… siempre viví una mentira.

@collinfun I'm not black, but I'm not a hot girl, so I guess yeah I would

Wouldn't it be "iwik"? RT @hellosamaria @jaxinhall did you know if you put kiwi backwards its wiki so basically youre an online encyclopedia

I wonder if all these girls are bummed that they're all wearing the same costume. "You dressed up as a slut too??"

Ask @ptvjaime about pre show "stretches" RT @helloimhalvo: @jaxinhall oi who would you go gay for?

V = ⁴⁄₃πr³ RT @sassyshayko: @jaxinhall quick what's the formula to find the volume of a sphere

Outside your window are wolves. They hide when you look out, but they can see you RT @vicfuentez: @jaxinhall tell me a bedtime story

I don't think bands should ever charge you extra money just so you can get an autograph. They only exist because of you in the 1st place

Getting a lot of tweets about @invisible and this Joseph Kony muhfugger. Go check it out and if you're able to contribute, do it up!

I prefer tafemales if I'm honest. NOH8 doe RT @_xnestorx: @jaxinhall do you like tamales?

@_hoorayjayy dude you guys have been awesome. Just got new stuff in so I'll shoot out another box for you all. Thank you

"can I get a name for the order?"
"Sure, Jaxin"
"Jason?"
"No, Jaxin...like Michael Jackson"
"oh ok"....then... http://t.co/FbJXRUkg

Kill them with kindness...and if that doesn't work, let them live through watching you succeed

The Great Bambino
No no yes no
The Tumi
Machu Pichu Love
Schnocko The Clown
Mike E. No
Bambi
Quetzalcoatl
Teenzee
AKA Young Fuego
B33NZ
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If a teacher ever corrects my child's use of the letter 'u' in words such as "colour" AKA the ENGLISH language, I will cut a bitch.