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If yout don't love billy Joel or know the words to his songs, get the fuck out of long island you don't belong here
"Are you a hostess cupcake? 'Cause youre about to get the cream filling!" #failedpickuplines
Driving circles around the coliseum parking lot honking my horn because fuck it! LETS GOOOOOOO ISLANDERS. WE'RE GOOD AGAIN!
I dont get it, where did all the yankee fans go on my timeline?
Taylor Swift really needs to get over her ex boyfriend(s)
Enough of this instagram shit, No one wants to see a picture of the grilled cheese you ate for lunch today.
Wanna hear a joke? Eli Manning.
Carly Rae Jenpsen has a sex tape..i guess someone finally called her
Who the fuck tweets about insomnia at 1140 at night?
I hate when fat people tag themselves at the gym on Facebook
Now a stapler is going around to staple packets. The stapler comes to him kid raises his hand "EXCUSE ME I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A STAPLER"
One day John Tavares will hoist that cup... Probably for a different team
LETS GOOOOOOO ISLANDERS
Now I can be disappointed by the islanders again1