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If those Taliban fighters didn't want to get peed on, they should have moved. Oh they were dead? Who fucking cares then? #TheyAreFarWorse
To get followers: Guys have to be funny, clever, creative, a little out there, be current and random at the same time. Girls, just talk sex
Plan for the day: Be more of an asshole.
Well that's some shady shit right there....
Dear Phone, I'm typing 'have,' not 'jabber,' and 'get,' not 'Getty.' So quit fucking me up with these stupid words. Thanks, Me
Him: "How did the Women's Gymnastics team do?"
Me: "They are all crying, so, I can't really tell."
If guys spent more time complimenting their OWN girl, rather than hitting on other women, they'd have better relationships. #TrustMe
I hate folding girl clothes. I turned this shirt inside out 3 times and I think it's still wrong. Can't tell though.
Actual headline this morning on MSN News: "Prostitutes used to help smuggle rhino horns." No comment.
If you're one of those "proud to be a bitch" women, you should also get used up being a "proud to be alone for the rest of my life" one too.
Someone please tell me what's so special about "Instagram?" Last time I checked, those are still just photos you're posting. #bandwagon
And yes, I stole that last tweet from a radio station commercial. What's it to ya?
Gentle when stroked, fierce when provoked. Just ask my one and only, @BarMaidMish