@sheseemslegit never stop being you,sincerely everyone on Twitter.

Going to bed in the afternoon is a habit of mine,not a filthy habit like jerking off truckers for change.those days are long gone.for now.

@sheseemslegit after my last breakdown my doc prescribed fuckitalls,works like a charm.

My saturday night plans involve hitch hiking and a very large knife.and a large orchestra playing dramatic tense music every 2 mins.#bored

when i masturbated earlier i held my urethra tight and it looked like a homeless guy being sick in slow motion.the other shoppers did scream

@clairejt @missbee73 @bethandempseym_ @molshikari @kayleigh_native @thecrude @arsebastard @botandy @bigbec43 @chlo_emistry ALL WORTHY OF #FF

@roureynolds on the way to Frome to see @entershikari tear the place to pieces. Then back tomorrow for Bingo.

#WhatiDoWhenIAmAlone headbang to @burytomorrow obviously.

@thecrude Experts predict by the year 2025 you"ll never be more than 6 feet away from a former Chelsea manager.

@holllyyx it sounds like she shits everywhere, like all the time

@thecrude bored again so I might go dogging. On my driveway. By myself.

house is on fire lol

@missbee73 @thecrude @arsebastard @bethandempseym_ @molshikari @clairejt @holllyyx @tylerfofyler All deserve #ff and they brighten my day.

@arsebastard @shitmonkcunt @dickybellringer @capt_suicide @na95nick @dogmanal @random_analysis @capt_bucktard @thecrude cheers ya bellends !

@bigbec43 Nearly dropped my KFC bucket when I read that tweet. This over eaters anonymous meeting is boring as hell.

@bethandempseym_ ONE OF MY FAVE BANDS WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID AND COULDN'T FIND THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON oh wait there it is.

#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you don't press charges.

THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOOOOOOU.......

@bethandempseym I love feeling awkward,like when people show me baby pictures and I say things like oh fuck yeah,mmmm nice.

@big_pitties @holllyyx YOU TWO SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN REALITY TV SHOW,I'd watch it,not much to do here in prison,just take long showers a lot.