Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
First it was RIP Beliebers.Then it was RIP Justin Bieber. Now it's RIP Haters of Justin Bieber.
Congrats Twitter. You just killed everybody.
Man U fans don't get it.Nobody hates you because you are successful. Bayern are successful. Barcelona are successful.You just talk too much.
Those people who write their words as F*ck or Sh*t: Please remove the *. The suspense is killing us.
Linking Facebook and Twitter is like bringing home a stripper to meet your family.
A policeman came into my house and told me to put my hands up.I told him that he wasn't a DJ and we laughed and laughed and now I'm in jail.
#nonosduringsex Yelling "Kumbaya!My Lord" at the moment of truth.
If you watch Twitter backwards,it's a story about how people slowly get their lives back.
Tell her to think of a number between 67 and 70.If she thought of 68 she's too young for you bro.
People hate on Stephen Hawking because he sounds more like Optimus Prime than they ever will.
Life is not easier when you don't care.Life is easier when you care about the right things.
Eminem is set to release a new album soon. Which means that all the other rappers are competing for 2nd best album of the year.
Rosa Parks refused to stand up from her seat that day because deep down she knew that she wasn't the real Slim Shady.
Whoever said that good things come in small packages was probably talking about tequila shots.
The most effective way to commit suicide is to kidnap Liam Neeson's daughter.
One person's Twitter crush is another person's Twitter trash.
Can't wait for tomorrow so that I can do a completely original tweet on how Monday sucks.
Someone just said that if Romney wins they are moving back to Facebook.
It's never that serious dude.
Ladies,if he calls you cute,he's looking at your boobs.
Pretty-looking at your boobs.
Sexy-looking at your boobs.
Hot-looking at your boobs.
Finally got the link to Obama's & Jay-Z's Album: http://bit.ly/10lemsI All you need to know about me is that I like boobs,I like to party and I like to win.