During this year's Festivus celebrations I will read from twitter, because you whiners air your grievances all year long. #Festivus

@veluremagorian hey now ;)

@veluremagorian MexicoSmooth

What's an #edcny and why do I give a shit?

@veluremagorian the Internet is a wonderful thing miss :)

I'm incessantly looking for a person that I can just sit with and have a meaningful yet completely random conversation with. Who's down?

@veluremagorian yea I think Niagara Falls is a ways away, unfortunately.

@veluremagorian oh poop, well then doing that earlier on the day would be very tough for you then lol

@veluremagorian a blessing and a curse I'm sure.

@veluremagorian Oh, lol well that'd do it alright.

@veluremagorian I hope Stacy Patel is gentle.

@veluremagorian lol sounds like a plan. I'm in if you're in :P

@veluremagorian What a shame. The dream versions of ourselves get to have all the fun.

Thank you for using your twitter to bitch and moan every two fucking seconds. I'm glad that I waste my time following you.

@xsam83x lol that's what she said lloll ;)

I think I'm gonna possibly post some acoustic covers on my YouTube sometime soon, with the help of some talented friends of mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT_QRKfv8H4

WTF?!?!?!?

Well, the season's over. All and all, I'm proud that the Yankees made it as far as they did.

I sighed more in the past 15-20 mins. than I did in the past week.

We got no food, we got no jobs, Our Pets Heads Are Falling Off!!!