I am not sharing the basement with anyone. wtf is wrong with you dad? ✋😒

Mother: "Are you going to take out the garbage or getting dad to?" Me: "I already took off my pant." #Endofconversation

Why do i always randomly hear thia ringing/beep noise when i'm in a dead silent room?

I wanna be going home to james reimer right now wtf

So #Leafs now have more playoff wins than the #Canucks and #Habs in the past 2 seasons COMBINED. #TMLTALK OLE OLE OLE

Guys who say the best curve on a girl is her smile, has obvisously never seen my ass.

My right leg is darker than my left?

its okay, you only look decent with your make up on.

I think I'm going to be sick. #Leafs #OT loss. #crying

@jayvardy I hear you buddy...

HEART. BROKEN.

My heart is broken.....

What a heartbreaker..

so this is how it feels to have your heart shattered...

OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMIOSDJHUSIAKHUAIHDSAZ #TMLTalk

@schensational Hello to everyone in the bathroom! lol. Thanks for your support!

single and in a relationship are just titles. your heart determines your true relationship status.

Lmao hank breaking ur stick? Ahhaaahahhahahahah I'd break ur Fucking fave fucking chocker

Daniel Sedin way to make your first career hit count

Daniel Sedin slammed the water bottle down in the penalty box, then picked it up and placed it nicely back on the bench.