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If we spent as much time making hash browns as we do making hash tags, Ireland would probably starve again #itsoksomeofmybestfriendsareirish
If you've never funneled a pot of black coffee while sitting on a toilet, how can I really trust your opinion on anything?
The best and worst tweets are the ones you get to the end of writing and
Animal therapist, part time pugilist, over-time model. Friend of Koko the gorilla and Elwood the Bengal cat.