Let's get @andylassner to 30 thousand followers. Why, U ask? B/c his wife would b so happy :D PLEASE RT & Follow

@andylassner Just remember, it's i before e, except after c & while singing Old McDonald Had a Farm... oh, and codeine.

@blayneweaver on Directing Himself, Acting His Own Words & Letting His Cast Improvise http://t.co/WaAQWTDn via @dailyactor

#FACT A few people that r making the world more beautiful: @aaroncohen777 @miafarrow @gabby_mendoza17 @giaibarra @nfs @freetheslaves

"@coyotetoo: Homophobia: the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women."@ladygaga

@andylassner @theellenshow #Love Ellen Too funny 👀😊 pic.twitter.com/4qOY6yFq

@andylassner @danguterman @vaguelyfunnydan & Pity the fool who doesn't follow me 👊

@indie_magazine @love146 beautiful 💜

@andylassner Even weirder after eating a powdered donut at a C A meeting. 💬

@andylassner Mom's still in hospital thank you for continuously making me laugh

@andylassner Thank you, Andy! She's 88, surgery in AM 💉💊🔪

@andylassner What the what?.... When?

@andylassner I've been waiting for u to tweet so I could go to sleep with a smile Hiding in the bathroom? 😏

@endtraffick @roddymerritt @kankanonmai @cosmosam52 @cosmosam52 @anndshewas @hbvmne @jimmydjjr1 @gipsynocturna @yoespo @influenceintl thk u

@andylassner Happy Birthday, Son. I'm so proud of you You sure have a lot of followers & almost as handsome as me pic.twitter.com/kSP0kIob

@andylassner 🎵Happy Birthday, Andy! 🎵

So, @andylassner is getting close to 30,000 "followers" Let's make it happen before 12-30 for his B-day! RT it! @theellenshow

PLEASE help @andylassner get to 40,000 followers BEFORE the world ends. I could use your help @theellenshow. His wife would b so proud :D

@andylassner One of your "followers" favorited this. :) Oh, & your boss is one of my "followers". BAM

@andylassner Love it! Those R the times ur kids never forget #GreatDad