Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Without all the drugs I'm pretty sure she cant smile
If all guys just agreed on a boycott of texting pretty girls you could lower their self esteem and create a humble nation of women.
Facebook poking is the creepiest form of flirting a guy can do
Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves
Dixie chicks are my shitttttttt
If you constantly retweet parody accounts, don't be upset when I unfollow you.
Attractive girls always have a shit ton of Instagram followers. Could literally post pictures of dirt, every single day. And still have 400+
My roommate seriously skipped his class to stay in the room and watch cat videos on YouTube..
Aaaaand my roommates a nerd.
I hate when peoples conversations blow up my twitter feed. If its going to be more than a few tweets, just text each other.
Don't say " #teamtatted". Especially if you only have one tattoo.
This old lady is seriously out here pumping gas in her bra. The fuck..