Please don't buy a pet for your fam unless u promise it will be a forever home. Buy from pound first + give older animals a chance at life.

Cute!: Can you handle a baby otter playing with kittens? http://t.co/kRUEDq9v

No act of kindness ever goes unpunished.

@leahlikescheese your new avatar brings all the boys to wood. They just hope you don't plan on chopping it. ;)

#vaginashows and #fatpeoplenightmares are trending. I must say, my nightmare would be of a fat person giving a vagina show.

I type xoxo and auto correct says "sodomy". Anal sex is so much prettier.

@leahlikescheese @delta_duke22 hahaha ! Thanks :)

@delta_duke22 @leahlikescheese I have to know what this is about

@johnoneil76 hey, I get that you like asking people to follow you and doing your awesome ascii ar (cont) http://t.co/0J55Dji5

@kittenflower @nomboobs @fly_grrrl @nzjayzee @colourpurplegal @natmcnazz @arielemoonfire @becford74 @arash_mohebbi @lickmycupcakes <3 #ff

@llami_macattack To make you smile and laff: http://t.co/GdoW2Vja

Awesome! a friend on fb just said: "jumping across acceptable friends behaviour line here to tell you that you have a chubby inspiring ass .

I'm not so sure Tool, System of a Down, Disturbed, Live, NiN and Metallica are good sleeping songs. But that is all I have on my phone.

Needs more cow-bell #fourwordsaftersex

@esseeeayeenn has it started yet? #fourwordsaftersex

oooh, naked man, helloooo. Damn, laptop screen in way.

@leahlikescheese #handsyoupepsi

@leahlikescheese I have Pepsi max or coke zero. Take?

@leahlikescheese pfffft. Stop fishing :P you know you're hot!

@leahlikescheese I don't have a photo... And It'd be weird asking my brother to take his shirt off for a pic.