I love you's are too expensive to be given away all willy nilly...

I am still bitter because my prom date was late and I did not get to take ANY pictures

"Pillow Talk - Gangsta Boo ft. 8Ball, Maino" on YouTube - http://t.co/9Ck7VDWJ @gangstabooqom still got it!

Maybe I should stop all this thinking and just let him drive...

If I worked in an occupation where I carried a gun, I would have just killed everyone...

Just had the quickest PAP...I feel like it was a one-nighter. I hope he calls...wait a minute, no I don't

Sometimes you shouldn't "sleep on it"...

#ThatAnnoyingFeeling when someone's breath stinks, & you really want to hear what they have to say...and you back away and they come closer

Loneliness isn't always a bad thing...at least you don't have to deal with that many assholes and weirdos....

Sometimes I sit here at work and wish I had a midget who's only job is to sit under my desk and give me oral pleasures all day long...

If I had balls, I would play with them all the time

She is #boutdatlife ! ♥ thisRT @paperfrank: "Hug Life" #knuckle #tattoos on @angieluvara #paperfrank @ City of Ink  http://po.st/DFXnVR 

Fresh ink! Thank you, @taste0fcake ...I had a great time! #cityofink #coi  http://instagr.am/p/U2AKpwJBW4/ 

@taste0fcake #cityofink #coi  http://instagr.am/p/U17r8cJBSS/ 

I wish someone would go to @clubpinupsatl with me tonight... I'm scared to go alone

At some point in your life, you have to stop being so full of shit...

I will be a submissive wife, but I won't submit to No foolishness!

If I spoke my mind, I wouldn't have many friends. #randomconfessions

@miyabailey ...I was just telling a friend of mine about your professionalism. I'm sure that's why you have done so well in business

I know that my grandma is cool because she doesn't carry a purse, she rocks a fanny pack.