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Masturbating feels like pizza tastes
I'm not only your fuck buddy. I'm also your friend.
My elderly coworker told me her lobster sauces thickness reminded her of semen.Then the song-memories- played & she shed a tear.
I'm not going xmas shopping. I'm just gonna give out cash. Make it rain ho ho ho now shut up.
Totally twisted think m going to make a rational decision just throw my clothes in the bag. Worry bout wrinkles later.
We need a night of total debauchery. Fucking, blazing, drinking & fucking some more
My farts are J U I C Y
Alcohol makes laundry tolerable. Alcohol actually makes everything tolerable.
Just here to shoot the shit you know for shit & giggles & shit.