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Just want you to know, I still think about you all the time...
When I masturbate.
Show me on your TL where your twitter crush hurt you.
Smart boys turn me on.
I'd swallow your pride.
There's a nap for that.
You look like an asshole. We should date so you can break me.
Hot fathers are my daddy issue.
You look like a mistake I'd like to make again.
If you can make me laugh...
You can make me do that thing with my tongue.
Based on the words I have to look up how to spell, I should probably just give back my college degree.
Intelligence: the best foreplay.
I wish I was right on the tip of your tongue.
I could get used to seeing your smile everyday.
I'd behave a lot more if being bad wasn't so fun.
Hiiiiiiiiii = I want the D
;) = I want the D
If I reply to your text = I want the D
I'm "everyone tries to hook me up with their ugly friends" single.
I'm more amazing in bed crazy than burn your house down crazy,
But don't push me.
Are thigh hugs a thing? Because I really think they should be.
Let's play "hang a painting"
That's where you nail me against the wall.
LA face with an Oakland booty... I don't make a move without my BFF @weissbrandon, cuz that's how we roll.