Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I got 99 filters, but reality ain't one.
Foreplay starts in the mind long before you touch their body.
You look like a great source of protein.
Until I'm face down, ass up and screaming your name.
Open your mind before you open your legs and sex gets even better.
My signature move is thinking of 865 better ways to word a tweet right after I hit send.
My ex twitter crush starred my tweet. I can't decide if that means:
-the wedding is back on
Unfortunately mind fucking isn't amazing like it sounds.
I've got a bad decision with your name on it.
I'd twittercide but then what would I do with all these amazing thoughts that are 140 characters or less?!?
Sometimes music is all we have...
and all we need.
I closed that chapter and then burned that book...
because FUCK THAT STORY!
I believe in equality.
If you swallow your pride and call me,
I promise to swallow too.
Twitter love is...
Being the first person they send their naked pics to.
My dirty mind wants to play with your dirty mind.
If you knew the things I've done to you in my mind...
You'd get a restraining order.
Let's play Santa...
That's where I sit on your lap, whisper in your ear and tell you everything I want.
Come get your beard all over me.
I'm not a model, I just play one on instagram. IG: LBCbombshell Playing spin the bottle with @weissbrandon and @supertweetjen.