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"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful dictatorship." #LinesFromObamaMovies
Very disappointed to hear that Sarah Jessica Parker pulled out, & can't win the Triple Crown now. :(
I know what you're thinking: did he eat six dogs, or only five? #LinesFromObamaMovies
#10CommandmentsOfTwitter Honor thy neighbor's timeline, that it may go well with you, and ye may tweet long without being unfollowed.
The "green" foam from the Shuttle Columbia that was of inferior quality, resulting in the deaths of 7 astronauts. #LiberalsBuiltThat
Creedence Clearwater Debauchery #EarlierVersionsOfBands
I, O-bot. A first-person narrative of Obama re-election worker. #removeoneletterfilms
#obamaprisonnicknames that guy with more flexibility
#RomneySwissBankAccount ate a dog.
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