"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful dictatorship." #LinesFromObamaMovies

Very disappointed to hear that Sarah Jessica Parker pulled out, & can't win the Triple Crown now. :(

You know what's positive? One end of a BATTERY! RT @chrisbrown If its not Positive it's not relevant!

@paulazinger shaved my head - glare increases solar power efficiency. #GreenJob

I wonder if the left knows that their vitriol about @andrewbreitbart's passing is the strongest possible affirmation of his life's work.

I know what you're thinking: did he eat six dogs, or only five? #LinesFromObamaMovies

@jtlol "Damn - owned, hard!" #DOH

The world is worse off for @andrewbreitbart no longer being in it. What a life he lived! Prayers for his family. #breitbart

@thisgirlisright here in Omaha, you can be at 69 & Cuming.

#10CommandmentsOfTwitter Honor thy neighbor's timeline, that it may go well with you, and ye may tweet long without being unfollowed.

@danawhite thanks for bringing the @ufc back to Omaha! Any chance we can get @joeellenberger on the card yet?

@densal6 not anytime soon... Checked it off the bucket list and moving on to new adventures!

Lounging at home, eating some bon-bons, while @lobydick brings home today's bacon.

The "green" foam from the Shuttle Columbia that was of inferior quality, resulting in the deaths of 7 astronauts. #LiberalsBuiltThat

Creedence Clearwater Debauchery #EarlierVersionsOfBands

@the_moonface When you tell the story of the Civil War in l33t, it's about black people learning to become better gamers.

Follow this man's example, and help #liftafingerforObama @jtlol http://t.co/gNvi9pSd

I, O-bot. A first-person narrative of Obama re-election worker. #removeoneletterfilms

#obamaprisonnicknames that guy with more flexibility

#RomneySwissBankAccount ate a dog.