Allow me to introduce my selves.

The upside to dating a narcissist is you never wonder what they're thinking about.

I had more sleep on coke binges. Thanks twitter.

I see that sparkle in your eyes. Your soul is showing.

What do you mean I'm redundant? I'm repetitive? I reiterate? I say the same things over and over?

To those that go balls deep into another's TL RTing great tweets that us newer tweeps missed...Thank You!

Arrogance & ignorance are best buds.

When I can't feel joy, I hunt for grateful.

I am at my inner worst when I'm my superficial best.

That first spark of connecting with a stranger. A new universe to explore.

Detecting sarcasm in your serious tweets is starting to give me that warm fuzzy feeling.

Jealousy is a wasted emotion. I prefer poisons that pleasure.

If you think your tweets aren't making a difference, think of smiles from tortured souls and terminally sick.

The only oppression I support is your body on mine.

The look in their eyes that's reserved for you alone. Yeah. That.

All my future typos have poetic license status. There may also be a 'fuck off'.

If you lose your way, I'll remind you who you are.

I'll be the succubus to your incubus.

If I angrily tell you "I don't give a fuck", what I mean is, 'I really do'.

Girl on girl star fucks are awesome.