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What I took away from Cloud Atlas is "Hugo Weaving in drag."
ABORT ABORT OPERATION PEANUT BUTTER AND APPLE SAUCE IS A NO-GO I REPEAT NO-GO
I just saw three minutes of The Talk and I already hate it more than every other talk show combined.
Dr. Laura's opinions on women's rights are so antiquated that the suffrage movement is retroactively set back every time she speaks.
Troubling realization I just had: It's been over a century since we've had a president with facial hair. Troubling, indeed.
Sometimes, I think back to when people genuinely thought saying "Run, Forrest, run!" was funny and then I cry.
Worst part about people bitching vaguely on social media is that, if someone's genuinely troubled, it's indistinguishable until too late.
Once, I met a guy who wore fedoras and he was a genuinely good person. It was surreal. My whole outlook on life was flipped.
No one is safe from the all-seeing eyes! Behold... my terrifying background!