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Went to Menards to pick up some tools, ...but none of em get off work till 10:00. Not my type anyways.
He said he liked ranch dressing. So I put on a cowboy hat, vest, and skirt. Apparently he doesn't like it as much as he thought he did.
Neighbors have a leash on their tree, but the dog runs free. The tree stays where it's at though. So there's that.
My neighbor just got one of those expensive new invisible fences. What a dumbass, ...I can still see him.
He asked if I wanted a roll in the hay. I told him "hell no, all that straw would stick to the cinnamon and icing". Guys can be so dumb.
Jeez lady. Take a chill pill. I was just checkin out your hubby's caboose. You DO realize we're in the "check out" line,...don't you?
Whenever I see my neighbors partying in their garage, it makes me wonder if they know how comfortable the rest of their house is.
Want to hang out? Today I'm going to tape a kitty cat picture on my kid's remote control car to freak out the neighbor's dog. I've got beer.
After 2 days home alone, we can conclude that I am NOT the one who pees on the toilet seat or flicks toothpaste on the mirror. Case closed.
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