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OH: College-girl on train: "I want to earn it, I don't want to get a job just because of who I know." #idiot
I just deposited a check into my bank using my iPhone. We may not have flying cars, but the future is still pretty cool.
No, brain. We DON'T need to figure out how to fit Row Row Row Your Boat into a mash-up with Jingle Bells. So you can stop thinking about it.
I bet blindly blackmailing people with vague facts works 1/5 times.
If I could just somehow harness the power of a temper-tantrum...I'd be selling power to the whole neighborhood!
Do you know what it feels like when doves cry? It's, like, sort of a very small misting. Sort of like a cat-sneeze. But slower.
I hate typing credit card numbers into web sites. I was pleased to learn you can donate to the Red Cross right in iTunes!
Tip for the day: If you wear a hard hat and hold a walkie-talkie, you can boss the public around and they'll just do what you say!
Animals riding animals is a tricky science. Monkey on dog: Funny. Parrot on cat (with saddle): Funnier. Bird on rhino? Not so funny. Weird.
Weasel: Funny word. Serious animal. Don't be fooled.