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Girl working at wawa tryna get wifed up, asking ME if I know about the new Korn album. I'm bout to put a leash on it
sext: coughing up pieces of my fractured soul into an envelope & sending it without a return address. i hope you remember who i really am.
life for me is just weed and brews
I miss having friends
holy shit the opening of mad men already jesus
sext: i'll send you flowers made of silent tiny pieces of the sun.
sext: my heart is actually a paperweight: heavy, weighs stuff down & is basically meaningless. keep it on your desk but never think about it
"You can't be more than 20, how do you know about all this old music?" BC IM A LOSER THNX & ALSO IM 23 NOW HERE'S UR TINDERSTICKS CD GET OUT
My grandma just asked me if I can find her a cassette single of the hanukkah song by adam sandler & I'm too high for this Happy thanksgiving
If you don't like modest mouse something is wrong with you
*throws paper ball & cat goes crazy * "wow what an idiot he'll do anything 4 a piece of paper" I say, omw out the door 2 my minimum wage job
not caring about anyone ever again in pursuit of a better life
spirit animal marshall mathers
Consciousness is my biggest flaw.
sext: i am a bad person.
the cure definitely helps.
sext: i'm never speaking to you again.
If 100 ppl RT this I will get a tattoo of the grandpa from rugrats on my forehead.