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The shuttle & Hubble are traveling 17,500 mph, 350 miles above Earth. I'm in a stationary position on the couch at an elevation of 2 feet.
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So gratifying to see former steroid users on a team with an unlimited budget attain baseball's grail. That kind of sacrifice is inspiring.
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Can't believe Joey Chestnut ate 68 hot dogs at the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. That's the equivalent of almost two Jonas Brothers.
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Nice bumper stickers. How about you either coexist a little faster or question authority the hell out of my way?
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I certainly hope that my lack of interest in Lady Gaga's musical stylings is a sign of my rapid aging and cultural closedmindedness.
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Yesterday, I was called 'broseph' by two different people. Gauging by my own negative reaction, I'm guessing that's what set off Stalin.
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Know how they dispatch elderly eskimos by pushing them out to sea on icebergs? In Sweden, they just leave grandpa in housewares at Ikea.
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No matter how uncool a father is, he can always redeem himself in the eyes of his teen son with one well-played, "That's what she said."
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Luge athlete hits a pole. Whale kills a trainer. @ConanOBrien interviews a squirrel. The world is a dangerous place.
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I might not have been such an enthusiastic supporter of the Eazy-Bake Oven had I known what the inventor looked like. http://bit.ly/dmHBX2
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Certainly looking forward to the Olympic Games today. It's always fun watching Canada serve as America's frozen crash helmet.
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Something about Frisbee guy dying, something about his ashes, something about winding up on roof, in tree, in dog's mouth #deathmeme
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I registered my domain at GoDaddyDon'tYouRunSoFast.com. I'm a sucker for Wayne Newton in a leather racing suit.
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Twitter Valentine: "If I Facebook your Twitter, will you Flickr MySpace? #thingsthatsounddirtybutaren’t"
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