Conrad Murray stops a child molester and gets jail, Joe Paterno fails to stop a child molester and gets a pension?

Ignore any DMs from me, I was hacked. Probably @ryaninwichita he's a noted backdoor prober. Problem is you can never feel him coming.

I always thought Diary of a Mad Black Woman was about Aunt Esther from 'Sanford and Son.'

V @tpiep76 Dude don't struggle too hard, the tough part is over. So have fun with your kids, eat steak, drink beer, chase storms & women.

V @brianbeckner If nothing else Stuart Scott can teach LeBron how to look off the defender.

@vicnocal PLAGIARIZED the "spilled more seed at a bird feeder" take from the late @greggiraldo Please retweet & have your followers retweet.

V @dougstanhope You do know Jan Brewer's son is a convicted rapist serving his sentence at the state nervous hospital instead of prison.

@jimrome What's with all the mousse in the lettuce? You looked greasier than Doc Rivers in a Bikram yoga class cc @travisrodgers

Listening to @adamclanton with @pooldoc1 on @stucknut radio.

A fun game show would have contestants taking Mike Tyson, Delonte West, & Metta World Peace's meds then doing motor skills tests for money.

My buddy Mike sent this to me. I laughed like a gay hyena. http://t.co/8sZE7991

He's Aristocracy, he's wealthy, he's never met an estate he didn't like. He's @seancablinasian http://t.co/Uwnl3r68

@ryaninwichita With all this weather be careful, finding your naked corpse with a 10" black cock broken off in your hind end would be sad.

@westhefatkid @brianbeckner @adamclanton @seancablinasian @boatiepearland @yourheromreaves We should do a men of twitter calendar #Shirtless

V @fidoz Steve was a better host than his brother Joe. #Fact

#JimRomeButters Please retweet.

@gregvegas Linkin Park rocking the stage at the #iHeartRadio concert as I scan the audience searching for @jimrome on Janet's shoulders.

@jimrome Seriously if KB loses a limb to a shark during the triathlon swim can @gregvegas guest host a show? /s/ Jeff on a Car Phone in Phx

Katie Holmes is divorcing her gay husband? Hmmmm. /s/ Janet Rome & Brooke Brandt cc @adamclanton @seancablinasian @travisrodgers

RIP Rodney King. He died doing what he loved.