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5 ARRESTED IN CAPE BRETON DRUG BUST, BRINGING UNEMPLOYMENT TO 100%. The last 5 people with a source of income on island are now behind bars.
America is the dubstep remix of the British empire.
According to studies by OkCupid, 3/4ths of women who self-identify as “bisexual” are not actually bisexual.
do fruit bats eat tomatoes or are they unaware of that fun li'l bit of trivia
The considerable debt I've incurred shopping at fancy grocery stores is totally worth the self-righteousness it has provided me.
If you wait until you're ready, you'll be waiting for the rest of your life.
Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana.
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
2% of the population of Yarmouth, NS is currently stuck in a lobster trap
GRAND MANAN ISLAND RESIDENTS NOT UNLIKE UNCONTACTED AMAZONIAN TRIBES. Fake news reporter could not understand anything islanders said.
BEDFORD MAN TRADES 2010 HUMMER H3 FOR AVERAGE SIZED PENIS. No longer overcompensating for his tiny genitals, man happily drives wife's Fiat.
VISITING RELATIVE FROM SASKATOON STILL IN AMHERST. With holidays days behind us, Amherst couple is wondering why their Uncle is still here.
TRURO MAN'S TRUCK DECLARED MOST BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN THING IN THE WORLD. Despite fathering 2 kids, Truro man says F150 only thing he'd die for.
BACCHUS MEMBERS CLAIM NOT GANG JUST MISUNDERSTOOD EXTORTIONISTS, PIMPS, ETC. Many members insist they're too stupid to be "organized" crime.
LOBSTER FOUND IN SUITCASE KNOWN TO POLICE. Investigators examine links to notorious starfish mafia crime family.
LONELY DARTMOUTH WOMAN, CAT EXCHANGE GIFTS. Small Dartmouth apartment filled with smell of sadness, tuna.
The nice thing about being empty inside is that there's more room for cookies.
"Back in the day we didn't have internet.." Well thats just too bad for you..
Born in N. Van, Julian D has lived 17 years of love and prosperity. After a lively childhood he attended Mulgrave school where he lives his senior years.