If this new law goes ahead, I'm adding "DAVID CAMERON IS A BELLEND" to my email signatures. It'll make me feel better. #telldaveeverything

Everyone! Stop EVERYTHING and look at this. #pupcakes http://t.co/fIwn16Qa

If you put the baby Jesus in Schrodinger's box is it Easter or Christmas?

You know how there's no Grindr for lesbians? I am convinced it's because Yahoo took the name Flickr.

Guy comes out of closet on Facebook to friends. http://t.co/Y7FJ4UXW <- Love that they're more bothered by his use of plain HTML. Brilliant.

RT @gwendes Ruin the NHS and there's very little coverage. Put a tax on pasties and the Telegraph runs a liveblog. This country.. is screwed

@everydaysexism @askplaystation Women play games as well. Got another advert with a dual-cocked man, or would THAT be inappropriate?

I fucking love @girlonthenet. She has masterfully cut through the bullshit on this latest Twitter row.  http://shar.es/4iGle 

So. http://t.co/8XqUtZVG is an unfortunately named website, isn't it? *innocent face*

For equality purposes, here is my 100 Sexiest Men list. This is in order and complete. http://t.co/Ms0YslpW

This is fucking excellent: http://t.co/YbrZOiXN Pictures of people on the Daily Mail website looking sad with the thing that made them sad.

I knitted a Yoda. pic.twitter.com/B2XUHGnr

YES, THIS. - How movie theaters SHOULD be laid out - The Oatmeal http://t.co/rHM9py8X via @oatmeal

There's no place like 127.0.0.1.

24 hours to save disabled young girl facing death penalty in Pakistan! Please sign the petition http://t.co/a3PAx5PQ #Paralympics

An excellent point well made by @mjrobbins #poddelusion #fuckyouDailyMail http://t.co/ozxLaeKT

WHY AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT THE NHS BEING ANNIHILATED THIS WEEK? #qtwatch #bbcqt

"@piersmorgan: I'd ban ALL guns for convicted criminals and ANYONE with ANY mental health history whatsoever."And the MH stigma continues.

I'm an NHS researcher.RT @latentexistence "Grayling: "The only people who are opposing this are a bunch of unemployed anarchists" #workfare

On the plus side, this is a really quick and easy way for me to update my Which MPs are Massive Cunts list. #equalmarriage