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25 years ago today the greatest album of my generation was released. If you don't own Appetite For Destruction, you've missed out.
“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
Even Jesus scrolls past those "If you scroll past this picture of Christ you'll go to Hell" posts.
Don't get too excited about George Zimmerman being charged with second degree murder. It's Florida. Casey Anthony, anyone?
"When I'm good, I'm good. But when I'm bad, I'm better."-Mae West, "I'm No Angel"
Never trust blonde white women. Ask OJ.
Lady at store: "You must be buying those cashews as part of your diet. Oh nevermind; I see the Oreos." Couldn't help but laugh.
First person to ask "Who is Andy Griffith" will be shot with Barney Fife's single bullet.
He kicked the Carefree Curl out of Reigns' hair though.
"There's gonna be folks that don't like you, even if you nice. Jesus was the coldest dude in the Bible and He had haters. It's a'ight."
Evan: "Can you have more than one wife here?" Me: "No son, not legally. You have to go overseas." Evan: "It was nice visiting, America."
Gonna be struggling come 6 o'clock. But damn if I'm not laying here laughing my ass off reading stuff. Beats all the stress I had.
"I'm going to lose it if there's a Mike Hunt on the wait list and they have to call it." Can't carry my dad anywhere.