@Jenn1ferJun1per's (Jen Cantwell) most faved Tweets...
Saw a pretty red bird in the backyard. I think it might be a femal cardinal. When the cat brings it in I'll get a closer look.
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My recently deceased aunt unfriended me on FB. From the grave! Either that, or her husbands an asshole.
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Was just quoted $600 to trim unruly bittersweet bushes. I want to cut them back, not fly them to Florida.
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Home from the Cape and didn't get eaten by a shark. Sharks don't like people all dressed up in fancy clothes who don't go swimming.
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The last 2 times I wore my suit it was to funerals. I hope the dry cleaner can get the shame & regret out. Smells like Catholic church.
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In some patients, irritability would be considered a symptom. In my Dad, it's a sign he's feeling more like himself.
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Dear eye-rolling Game Stop employee: I get it, you know more about video games than I do. Congratulations on taking that skill set so far.
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Watching Wipeout with my boy. This is quality mother-son time, when we laugh at other people getting hurt.
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Nothing makes me miss my husband like a call from a friend looking to go out for a drink. I really wish he was home now. So I can go out.
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There are so many people in this Catholic church you'd think they were giving something away. Ooooo wafers!
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Me: You've looked "everywhere" - what do you want to bet I can find it?
Son: 50 cents
Me: I already have 50 cents, look harder.
Son: 50 cents
Me: I already have 50 cents, look harder.
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Instead of posting my bra color on FB I'm just going to wear it on the outside of my clothes, will that cure cancer?
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Can't help but notice that all FB friends who voted against healthcare reform in the poll are people who have healthcare.
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Beer (check) fruit for beer (check) friends who don't care if my house is dirty (check)
Weekend is shaping up to be a good one.
Weekend is shaping up to be a good one.
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Are we supposed to believe that Kashi is really sending people all over the world to come up with flavors like "Pumpkin Spice"?
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Waiting to see if my son will come downstairs in the orange madras plaid shorts I gave him. Poor kid, his mother dresses him funny.
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Me: Are you wearing your "Everyone loves an Irish boy" shirt tomorrow?
10: Mom, I'm going to school, not a dating service.
10: Mom, I'm going to school, not a dating service.
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