What's your name again? #4WordsAfterIntercourse

Nice try, Google Chrome windows that aren't incognito.

Thank you so much @jenjenpink30 for the tl love and my shiny new cup! Love you, dollface! Xo #FF

@markiverse it's a lot easier to handcuff & duct tape you when @_sleepysmile & I work together. ;)

@hallpasscanada Good morning Steven! There's only 1 piece left, I saved it just for you. :*

@hallpasscanada Hi Steven! Happy happy birthday! Hope it's great! Xo

@suburbansleuth @markiverse thanks lover! Mwah! :)

My neighborhood should change our "Children at Play" sign to "Obnoxious Asshole Teenagers Who Wanna Get Ran the Fuck Over"

I <3 @sonofcha probably more than life itself. Yeah, he's just that fuckin awesome.

@sonofcha I'm so sorry, Eric! You have so many already, I didn't think bday nude pics would be anything special. ;) Thanks love! Xo

@lilbyrdy Thank u Lara! Love u, too! Now hurry up and get here! See u soon :D

A birthday trophy from my girl @the_martinigirl! I wrote that tweet before I met u of course! Thanks so much beautiful! http://t.co/1pMOs8j5

@veggiemonger thanks Tori! You already know the feeling is mutual! Love u! Xx

Bottle of wine + bottle of pills + dancing naked in my bedroom = Best Birthday Ever! :-D

Happy Birthday @tinkerbell_! You were 1 of my 1st followers and have shown me nothing but kindness ever since. I adore u, lovely lady! Xo

Happy Birthday @mike_wrong! I appreciate your humor and your friendship. Hope your day was as awesome as you are! Xo

I'll tell my twitter crush I'm going to bed, and then stay up all night on twitter. I don't give a fuck.

Just because you don't deserve someone's forgiveness doesn't mean you shouldn't ask for it.

You look like someone I wanna live out all my sexual fantasies with.

@gorrdano @baconnmeggs I love cheap champagne. Count me in! :)