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Parents: "I'm in a bad mood. I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too."
Hey, I'm a girl. I ignore nice guys and chase douche bags, then complain about it.
Having big boobs doesn't count if your fat.
If you think you'll regret something in the morning... Sleep till noon.
Girls are majestic fucking creatures.
Oh what a lovely shade of bitch you have on today
Love? No. I prefer Vodka.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them because I know life is really tough for the visually impaired.
Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.
Like a good neighbor, stay the fuck over there.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy alcohol ... and that's pretty fucking close.
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.
I hate mosquitoes! I mean, I know I'm delicious but damn.
Bitch, I will punch you by accident on purpose.
Unicorns are badass!
Substitute teacher: "Does your normal teacher let you do that?" Students: "Yeah.."
Jealousy on a guy is Attractive.
Wednesday is SEXUAL Wednesday. Follow me on the internet machine. Mr. Marbles & Kermit make cameos. Not Affiliated with @Jenna_Marbles *Role-playing Account*.