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Oh, you're dating my ex? Cool! I'm eating a sandwich! You want these leftovers too?
I call BULLSHIT on everyone's tweets!
"watching blood flow out of my vagina" is apparently NOT what my mom wanted to hear when she asked what I was doing!!
When you're feeling so low that you have to reach up to touch bottom, whose bottom you touch can make a big difference.
Now to figure out how to get a girl without her thinking I'm a lesbian....
There's only one thing I hate worse than being single, being in a relationship!!
I feel like being a retweeting bitch tonight, leave me alone!!
Now get the fuck away from me!
Why do the ignorant use "freedom of speech" as their excuse for being openly/aggressively racist?
Oh dear...which person am I today??
OMfuckingGOD!! Bieber has a fucking movie?? What the fuck!?!
I am learning to breathe.....
It's hard to make others understand you when you can't stand to be around others!
Bacon is the chocolate of meat!!!
Sometimes right in the middle of an ordinary life...
You spill your coffee :/
#iWannaGiveAShoutoutTo all you lonely, psychotic - hapless souls!
If you're not stalking me...
Then what the fuck's wrong with you??
If it weren't for all of you, I'd never have sex!!
I can say whatever the fuck I want, however, AND whenever...
I've got the pussy!!!
living by a thin string tied to my heart hanging from a sky skraper!!!